The chickens crossed the road because they were contracted out for natural, organic pest-control at the neighbor's house.
Remember this chicken post? I have to add these amendments...the first two were submitted on a homeschool board I like to visit...
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
The Mr. Darcy answer: "Because they were conscious that their figures appear to the greatest advantage in walking"...
The Ernest Hemingway answer: "To die in the rain,...alone"
have to add...The Amy March answer..."for pickled limes"
....The Bertie Wooster answer: "To avoid getting engaged".